外國藝術家推出一款“棺材辦公椅”設計圖……

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炫耀這些棺材辦公椅的推特已經持續了將近一週，並點燃了網友們的想象力。

那些完美的棱角形狀，木製的外表，以及最重要的亡靈氣息，讓我渴望得到我夢想中的棺材椅。

棺材椅的吸引力遠遠超出了單純的美學，它是關於一種情緒，沒有什麼比一把形狀像棺材的椅子更能說明被困在辦公室裏了，這是一個完美的寶座，可以讓大家知道你的週一過得如何。

讓我們加強戲劇性，和我一起想象一下。你在你的辦公室裏，背對着門，靠在你的椅子襯裏，這時有人進來了，於是你做了一個戲劇性旋轉，變成面對他們，然後你在棺材椅中皺着眉頭看着他們。

由於其在互聯網上的名氣和無盡的可能性，很明顯，至少在概念上，棺材椅是一個勝利。

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